THE JUICIEST DIALOGUE FROM THE FIRST MOVIE
"You fuck! Look it could be a pile of shit out of somebody's asshole!"
Trash to Ice
"Now
listen to me you bastard!
We didn't invest a million dollars in you to give you the privilege of wearing a
uniform."
Ted
Fisher a little miffed at Hammer's lack of success in retrieving Anne
"This is our territory you gotta fight to live!"
Anonymous Rider (while waving hands in the air and shouting)
"Let's
have some fun!"
Paul to
Trash, just before getting his arse whupped by
a tap dancing Iron Man (wearing make up
and tights)
"You hear that Witch, Trash tells lies!"
Ogre to Witch after Trash is framed for the murder of a Tiger
"That's
true Golen, but they are there and you are here. In. Front. Of. Me!"
Ogre to
Golan after being surrounded by Zombies
ICE: "Your mother never gave birth to you did she. Just popped you into the
sewer and
split, letting you blossom into the asshole you are today."
HOTDOG:
"Keep talking fag face and I'll rip your fucking head off!"
Jovial banter after Hotdog kicks Ice in the face.
"Remember...(cough!
splutter!)...we in the Bronx (moan! wince!)...live with...(cough!
gasp!)...death!"
Anne's
final words
"Hammer is God. HAMMER! Hamm-AAARRGH!!!"
Hammer's final words
"Lousy
cockroaches think they own the whole fucking borough. Look at 'em! Enough to
make you vomit!"
A police helicopter pilot, clearly overjoyed to be flying over the Bronx
"Make a move and you're dead. Try to leave us and you're dead. Just stay where
you are and you're dead!"
Speedy to Hammer, not realising what the Special Delivery is